Hello sexy scumbags. My name is Piano Teeth and I'm the voice inside your head. Thank you for letting me into your mind. In this first episode, I introduce myself and Jasper the Toad, and then the bleach kicks in and we launch headlong down the plughole into a fantastic tale. It involves a dancing Orangutang called Gus and his friend Maria Ave-Tia, who hatch a murderous plot to enter the National Ballroom Competition. Featuring Jean-Claude Winklepicker, ecstasy, a bucket of sand, the large face of Jackson McJackson and so much more. So sit back, relax, grab the bleach and let me trickle through your ears. Enjoy.
Created by Piano Teeth.
Many thanks to Matteo Musetti (@4get2eat) aka Princess Delight for the sound design, mixing and editing of this episode.
The artwork was made under duress by Chris R. Wright.
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