Piano Teeth
2. CIRCUS FREAKS

2. CIRCUS FREAKS

July 8, 2020

Hello gorgeous creeps. My name is Piano Teeth. The bleach sodden, skinless storyteller, and the voice inside your head. Thank you for having me.

Roll-up! Roll-up! In this week's marvelous eargasm we journey to Hector's Circus and meet its eponymous, machiavellian, black-clad, Ringmaster. Hector always puts on a good show and tonight's entertainment involves a viscous boxing match between two men dressed as a Mummy & Baby. The crowd loves it. You will love it. So sit back, grab the bleach, put me in your mind and join me on this fantastical tale. Featuring murderous clowns, a zebra, boxing, bearded ladies, conjoined twins, a chimpanzee, nunchucks, and of course love. Enjoy. Like. Subscribe. Share. Scum.

If you like what you hear and want to contribute to my bleach fund then head on over to https://www.pianoteeth.co.uk/bleach-fund and you can put some coins in my purse.

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And if you wish to pester me, share artwork inspired by the episode or send Jasper and me some nudes. Then you can get in touch via e-mail pianoteethis@gmail.com.

 Created by Piano Teeth

Sound Design by Matteo Musetti (@4get2eat)

Artwork by Chris R. Wright (@chrisrwright)

Internet by Sir Tim Berners-Lee 

Bleach Martini's by Jasper

1. THE ORANGUTANGO

1. THE ORANGUTANGO

July 1, 2020

 

Hello sexy scumbags. My name is Piano Teeth and I'm the voice inside your head. Thank you for letting me into your mind. In this first episode, I introduce myself and Jasper the Toad, and then the bleach kicks in and we launch headlong down the plughole into a fantastic tale. It involves a dancing Orangutang called Gus and his friend Maria Ave-Tia, who hatch a murderous plot to enter the National Ballroom Competition. Featuring Jean-Claude Winklepicker, ecstasy, a bucket of sand, the large face of Jackson McJackson and so much more. So sit back, relax, grab the bleach and let me trickle through your ears. Enjoy. 

Created by Piano Teeth.

Many thanks to Matteo Musetti (@4get2eat) aka Princess Delight for the sound design, mixing and editing of this episode.

The artwork was made under duress by Chris R. Wright.

If you like what you hear and want to add to my bleach fund then head on over to https://www.pianoteeth.co.uk/bleach-fund and you can put some coins in my purse. Or simply follow this link here: https://ko-fi.com/pianoteeth#

By all means follow me @the_piano_teeth (Twitter/Instagram) and check me out at www.pianoteeth.co.uk

 

Piano Teeth Teaser Trailer

Piano Teeth Teaser Trailer

June 27, 2020

Hello, my name is Piano Teeth and I'm the voice inside your head. Here's a teaser trailer to wet your whistles for my upcoming audio delight. I can't wait to trickle into your ears. Enjoy.

Sound design by Matteo Musetti (@4get2eat)

Artwork by Chris R. Wright (@chrisrwright)

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